I came across an awesome love quotes collection when web surfing recently and and I was immediately hooked. There is a large number of interesting funny quotations dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..
Follows are some interesting selections that I really liked:
A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. (SANSKRIT PROVERB)
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )
Never argue with a woman when she’s tired — or rested. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle (GLORIA STEINAM )
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt. Do not have sex with the authorities! (From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY’S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING)
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )
The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. (F. SCOTT FITZGERALD )
To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )
By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. (DOROTHY PARKER )
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